Monday, January 30, 2006

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University of Michigan Research Musicologists Discover Gwen Stefani Simply Too Adorable To Critique Her Fairly Okay Dance Music

CHASTENED ROBOTS UNAWARE OF LOCAL ANTI-BEEPING ZONING RESTRICTIONS

Adorable Kittens Insistently Plead Case for Dead Mouse

Don Rumsfeld Insists The Macarena Is THE Dance Craze for 2006

Socialist Parking Attendant Unfairly Targets Ford F-350 Extended Cab

In Today's Opinions', By Former Dictator Augusto Pinochet: "If I could only get off this Barco-lounger, I would surely throw you from a C-130 and bury you in the Stadium"

Baby Ring Seals Overwhelm Hunters with Sustained, Accurate Automatic Weapons Fire

Seattle Concerns Over Moisture Well-Founded